Let's play a game, where is the road? 

Kinja'd!!! "Pickup_man" (zekeh)
03/01/2019 at 09:07 • Filed to: None

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Fun commute to work this morning. Basically 20 miles of this. 


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 09:20

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it all looks the same that means its all road

if it didnt thered be signs saying it wasnt a road

be carefull out there mate


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/01/2019 at 09:23

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It seems that way, until you find the ditch which is 4-5 feet deep. 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 09:26

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About, say, 20 feet to the right of that sign. Somewhere around there?


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 09:28

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If you see the Coen brothers with a camera, just turn around and GTFO.


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > Urambo Tauro
03/01/2019 at 09:33

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Yeah, probably pretty close. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 09:35

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Could be here:

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Looks a little narrow, but maybe just not plowed out. Besides, you look to be driving a big truck, shouldn’t that mean you can just drive over whatever?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ash78, voting early and often
03/01/2019 at 09:39

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I’ve been making Fargo jokes in my head every single time one of these pics goes up.

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Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > facw
03/01/2019 at 09:42

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It’s a two lane blacktop so maybe a little wider, but that’s pretty close.

The truck will go through a lot of things, but one thing it will not go through is a ditch with 5-6 feet of snow. 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 09:45

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No passing zone sign tells me it’s not a freeway, so that sign should be roughly 10 feet from the edge of the oncoming lane (give or take) . Open field next to tree line suggests a rural area, so there’s probably only one lane in each direction... s o a dd another 10-12 feet for the oncoming lane, and you should be pretty close to your lane.

(That took longer to explain than to i ntuit.)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/01/2019 at 09:48

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I also think of A Simple Plan, which is a fantastic Fargo-esque film from the late 90s. Billy Bob Thornton, Bill Paxton, etc. If you like suspense, it’s about as good as it gets. Holds up really well over time, too.

Plus Gary Cole (the boss from Office Space) is the bad guy, which makes it even better.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 10:00

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its under the white stuff


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 10:11

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It’s clearly in front of you, under all that weird white stuff...


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > Urambo Tauro
03/01/2019 at 10:23

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Yeah, two lane blacktop, rural South Dakota, usually a 55 mph road, basically zero shoulder. I did a decent job of staying in my lane but with the ditches full and level with the road, the fresh snow, and being close enough to the first person on the road, plus terrible visibility makes for some fun driving. It’s basically guess work figuring out where your lane is. I followed a bus this morning that pin-balled both ditches for about 4-5 miles . Oncoming traffic is even more fun, you’re both only guessing that you’re in your own lane so hopefully no one is too far to one side or the other because just a little to o far over and you’re getting sucked into a ditch that’s at least six foot deep.


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
03/01/2019 at 10:25

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That’s what you hope at least. 


Kinja'd!!! getFuckedHerb > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 10:37

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Looks an aweful lot like my commute...

OH WAIT


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Pickup_man
03/01/2019 at 12:07

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The road is wherever I say it is.

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Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
03/01/2019 at 12:31

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The ditches may disagree, but you keeping doing you.